Monday, July 26, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg, PR monstrosity

If you went to the movies this weekend to see either Salt or Inception, you would have seen this trailer.

It's for The Social Network, which is based on how a hoody-wearing average student who happened to attend Harvard founded Facebook.

Now, don't get me wrong--I like hoodies, especially zip hoodies. But when you're being questioned by privacy commissioners, government officials, and the media about how your software violates people's rights to privacy, when people are making public complaints about your company, when your reputation may very well be at stake, you might consider suiting up, so listeners and viewers start taking you a little more seriously.

Perhaps that's what this film will do. Perhaps after seeing The Social Network, due to be released on October 1st, people will feel sympathy for Mark, and appreciate all the equations written with window-writers, the all-nighters, the exclusivity of Ivy League school clubs, etc., etc.

But then again, Jesse Eisenberg is playing him, so probably not.

Truly, True Blood's bloodiest

Last night's episode of True Blood was probably the goriest and most sadistic to date. If Sookie's dependence on Bill had you scrambling for evidence that this show is any different from Twilight, you need only watch "What Do You Know About Love?" for reminder.

Tara finally regains her old attitude. Remember that scene in the pilot, during which Tara tells off the woman with "the ugly ass clothes." Well, after a season of angst and suicide attempts, the old stubborn, angry BADASS Tara is back, and as she says to Sookie, "killin vampires and savin your ass."

Lorena tries, more successfully than last time, to get her say in. It seems like she's always in the way, and is always being pushed back to the margins in favour of more important things, like rescuing Godric, killing maenads, or usurping Sophie-Anne. This time around, Russell recognizes her value, and equipping her with a shiny set of Cool Tools, orders her to do... something I don't think she can possibly do.

Speaking of what I think is going to happen, I really think we should be keeping our eyes on Nan Flanagan. The trailer for the second half of the season shows her coming back, and she's been appearing on national television again recently. Could she have a significant role to play??

Also, we definitely haven't seen the last of Franklin.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

"FANTASTIC!"

This week's True Blood was definitely a vast improvement from last week's. If you saw "9 Crimes," but haven't yet had the chance to see this week's, simply named "Trouble," I pity you. Seriously.

In "Trouble," the burner turns up, the heat rises, and the cherry tomatoes start to sweat; things are starting to get urgent, and conflict is bringing out an intriguing array of new emotions in characters. With Pam at the mercy of the Magister and time running out, Eric's game face is starting to budge. After a brief face-off with an uncharacteristically sharp Bill (sharp, perhaps, because he's been so well-fed lately), Eric appears to be running out of steam. And then he shows up with this baby-blue... sweater. It looks good on him, but what the hell? Does Eric actually have the potential to be... sensitive?

Then again, when he rebuffs flirtatious jabs from Talbot as coolly as he does, his smooth ice king personality returns, and our suspicion that Eric might actually have feelings is averted... for the time being.

The other character who starts to unravel this episode is Franklin Mott. Now you knew he was a psycho from the beginning, right? Hello?! He's into Tara. She's a nut-magnet, and not in the good way. When Franklin first swept onto the True Blood stage, he was reserved, calm, and of a steel will. Then his snoopy private eye side was revealed in episode three, "It Hurts Me Too," in which he started glamouring and threatening and saying things like "TellmeeverythingyouknowaboutBillCompton." And THEN he decided to tie Tara up to a toilet seat, at which point his horribly unhealthy attraction to her is made obvious.

James Frain, who plays Franklin, could play this role differently; he could make Franklin creepier, and make him the sneaky slips-in-through-your-window kind of creepy, but he doesn't, and that is where the uniqueness of this character comes into play. We have enough in the way of calculating, fork-tongued creeps from the other vamp characters, and so the obsessive histrionic who waves his hands in the air and stamps his feet when things don't go his way really appeals in terms of its uniqueness. I love what Frain has done with this character, and since, on TV, abusive and emotionally unstable characters tend to have short shelf lives (for a number of obvious reasons), I'm going to savour every scene with him in it.

As characters unravel emotionally, the sexual tension winds up. Jason follows his latest interest, the mysterious Crystal Norris, into a romantic moonlit scene. What set this moonlit scene apart from others though? Well, the fact that, for what might be the first time, Jason takes an interest in something or someone that doesn't lead him to any of the following:

1) recreational drug use
2) religious fanaticism
3) priapism, or any other form of sexual dysfunction
4) witnessing, or becoming the suspect of, a murder that may or may not have been based on a slight degree of racial profiling
5) generally, inadvertent degradation of self or others

Also, Tommy Mickens takes an interest in Jessica, and refers to Hoyt as a mutant overgrown sixth-grader. Lorena takes the sidelines again. Sookie and Alcide? Nooo. Sookie and Alcide? ...Hmmm.... Noooo. Lafayette meets Jesus. No, not the one you're thinking of. Not a Jesus-Lafayette relationship his mom would approve of.

And finally, worthy of mention this episode, Sookie gives someone--I won't tell you who--a well-deserved electric slap in the face. No, it isn't Bill. But I wish it was. Still, it was such a brilliant slap in the face it had Russell proclaiming, "FANTASTIC!"

Monday, July 12, 2010

Forgiveness, please

Why hello there!

Long time no see. Erm, rather, long time no post? Hmm. Actually, I feel like there isn't an equivalent for "long time no see" that really suits this context. Anyway, suffice it to say, I haven't posted for you, whoever you are, in a while, and I feel kind of guilty for that.

My brief absence or lack of activity or whatever you want to call it may very well have something to do with True Blood's little (unacceptable) hiatus. Not that I don't write about anything other than True Blood... I'm just using it as an excuse right now, and am subsequently undermining the attempt.

On that note, so, True Blood? True Blood? What the hell?

There've been quite a few twists lately, and by that, I don't mean plot twists. I mean it in a more literal sense. The following are some twists I should note, and don't worry. Believe it or not, none of them are spoilers, really:

1. Lorena's head.
2. Lorena's use of the English language, e.g. "between you and I" [incorrect]
3. Eric's new mode of transportation
4. Janice, harbinger of make-overs

Going with point 2, actually, there's another language-related technicality I've become aware of. The so-called "magister" vampire played by Zeljko Ivanek, I'm pretty sure, would be more appropriately called magistrate, because that would be more specific. Consider, magister is Latin for "master," whereas magistrate is an official title that always implies judicial power. Just sayin'...